I want to switch places with the main character and also have sеx with him😔

He will never get out of this bed again, let's be honest  

u know I can understand the main character because if I saw taeha we would have se× on the bed, on the couch, bent over the kitchen counter, by the fireplace, against the wall, in the shower, on the floor, in the basement, against the window, in front of a mirror, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, outside, in the car

WHAT THE FU** MAN ARE YOU DEAF???? [pepe:0]

Okay, this was my longest stare at a wall in weeks 

But there's something about me that no one knows yet, cuz I have a secret...