Bro was warned several times and still doesnt understand kids. Like my cousins were able to trash the house in the time it took me to run upstairs and grab a dvd. 2 minutes tops. You dont leave kids alone.

The way I threw my phone just now and screamed. Help! Someone call 911 I just witnessed a murder. Ive been caught in the blast radius! *screams into pillow*

Like I knew he was gonna be stupid. I didnt think he was gonna be world shatteringly stupid. Like bro could your suicide mission not endander the rest of us? Some of us still live in the US. I aint got "flee to Canada and pray" money. Ffs. I'd say enjoy the afterlife but I know King ain't gonna let you.

Hmm I don't have a newspaper to roll up so...*grabs a thick hard cover book* Oof. Heavy. Yeah. This'll work. *smacks him upside the head* BAD DOG!

Imma burn Louie's home country to the ground. Yup. Imma do it.

Y'know in another manga the mc is trying to stop stories that had abrupt and unexpected endings that went against genre. Y'know like a romance manga ending in idk a random meteor hitting the earth. Or a tidal wave. Or a zombie virus. I wish this was one of those stories. Fu** all loose ends. Fu** any kind of closure. Meteor shower now please. The MC would probably welcome it. *sigh* Why is this manga still even on my bookmarks?

Mazeltov!

Bro as a DM I thought I had come up with some sick and twisted  ish to destroy my players hearts and minds. I was wrong. This is so much worse than anything I could have thought up. 😭😭😭

He came back for him! 😭😭😭😭

"He never once cared about her feelings" and 👏 he 👏 still 👏 doesn't 👏

I feel line a proud mama. Look at my baby! She out here conquering nobles. Bringing emperors to their knees. Im just so proud of her.

Oh no. No way. I'm. So. Shocked. 😐

No. Nonononono. Avenge? What do you mean avenge?! He's...he's just sleeping. Right? Tell me he's just sleeping! He's gotta be s-sleeping. I...I just...I think I need to go lie down for a while.

You petty a** bi***! That's it. I may not have felt sorry for you since y'know choices but at least I liked you. Now? Now we fighting. Im taking my earrings out.

I'm not crying. Youre crying.

She chose blue! SHE CHOSE BLUE! *flails*

...trauma bonding?