Don't worry people the author was high when writing this 
Source: trust me bro

Uh ugly? U talking about my pookie like that huh says the guy who looks like he eats stress for dinner and breakfast

Bro don't worry your hair is the only thing straight about you

Haha.. Let's laugh the pain away...

A bunch of freaks but no more than me

some fathers deserves a good a** whooping

I saw that

Now where do I sign up for the aa ting class again?

Ah the green eyes is taking me out.. I love it

He's giving the ahjumma vibes

Did yall do it before getting a lasik surgery.. Cuz I ain't believeing this sh**

Somebody call Murry cuz he is the father

Uh.. Sir I think that's not the gun we should be using right?? Uh... Yeah I guess so

Another gay sh**.. Another day.. Buckle up people

That's the kind of hi I need

Imagine walking past and seeing this sh** in an alleyway

He got Jake on em knees like a hoes

Everytime Jake appears I feel like he will start rapping godzilla or some sh**