I stopped as soon as he told him that he gave him his package.. now.. I'll try reading and then I'll come back in the comments.. da** I hate second hand embarassment

I saw that coming as soon as he noticed there was a package for him too... I had to put down the phone, stare at my wall while thinking about all my life choices for some minutes and then take the phone again just to read the comments

at first I was like "who the he** is up at 4" but hey it's actually 4:40 here.. ANYWAY, I ABSOLUTELY need recommendations