Did he eat her?

EAT HER, EAT HER, EAT HER, RIP HER THROAT OUT, ANYTHING.

I know what you are... -The sales woman probably

How the FLIPPERS does that fit in his pants. THAT'S HALF A BAGUETTE

When he came home and dropped the food, I laughed so hard my phone fell out my hand

Soo like, is the Chihuahua helping him find a lover??...

"Are you hurt??" Nah bro just got ketchup on his shoulder, trust.

Where's the lightsaber... Not that I'm complaining...

I cringed so hard I hid my phone multiple times T^T