Can someone tell me how to slap a fictional  character 

Umm sir please get your hand of him or else I'm afraid I have to let you choke on my fa**

Want some bleach? I know bro and sis your probably need it so here have some free bleach and purify those unholy eyes

Bro literally eat his cake up🍰

they both have yaoi chin

First time reading this on Christmas
Though I'm not christian but I would like to wish everyone who celebrate it MERRY CHRISTMAS🎄🎁

May I clean the scarf for you it looks like the scarf is suffering

POPCORN! POPCORN! GET YOU'RE POPCORN HERE!🍿
For today's we're selling popcorn all available in caramel corn and white cheese flavour🧀
What are you waiting for ladies and gentleman? Get your popcorn here before we're all sold out!!

I'm sorry but he's already taken but hey umm you can be mine actually and I will treat you better and we could go on a date cleaning toilet bowls yk🥴

Bro phil you 'kay?
Here have some bleach this will work effectively getting rid of your trauma

I'm dying rn I need somebody to plan my funeral