Something ain't right with the translations

i know a simp when I see one

I LITERALLY CANT STOP SOBBING AT THIS BRUH

PREPARE THE ARTILLERY GUYS ! 
It's war now

The gym teacher truly has the most BL looks in the story

S̷̬̠̜̭̑́̕T̶̡͎͓͍͒̓̐̎͜O̸̡̭̼̗̫̅͊P̴͈͔̉͋ ̸̜̹̟͚͂̈͒̿C̷̤̅͗͒A̷̘͓̭͍̯̍̓̕̚L̷̲̰̮̗̒͗̃̚Ḷ̷̜̫͋̇̽̌I̷̤̕N̸̘̭̹̆̃̃G̷̺̏͑͂̂ ̴͓̝̝̮͂̓̀͜H̶̥̔̄͠E̴̢͍͈̳̼͛̉̕R̵͙̱͐̄̓͜ ̷͙̞̌͝Š̴͔̻̬̹̽̔̚Ǘ̸̧̦̹̉̎̃N̵̥̞͎̩͑̌́́̓B̵̢͉̚A̴͉̟͋̄͑E̴̛̲̦̊͘

This was worth it

NOOOOO DUDE WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PLOT ARMOR

Alright so the "smartest son of mother Russia" just said that di** get hard cuz sperm accumulate in it. Dude, no way in he** is this guy smart😭💀

(Di** get hard due to blood constriction...
Source- basic fuc**** biology)