A sister that gets pis*** if she can't eat a good amount of ice cream at a time? sounds like me

Red dude just asking for war-

Red dude just asking for war-

Ooo so daddy's also good with his hands?

I need some sleep but like- how do I do that when the internet has presented me this?!

Nahhh this man is just a sugar daddy you'll figure that out later

Bro I can't tell if this guy is a green or red flag?!

I approve

Don't play him like that [pepe:0] give the man the food!! He gotta eat

Well, my Boi just got a surprise?

I don't know how to feel about this one, kinda scared tho-

I can just tell I'm going to get so much second hand embarrassment

YASSS KISS THE MAN'S PAIN AWAY

okay, but he ain't wrong about me dead a** looking up how to slap a fictional character

ma'am please turn yourself inside out, bite off your own limbs, choke on your Liver and kidney and wrap your intestines around your throat and hang yourself on a wall ❤️❤️
I have sanity...

It's totally a date