you guys be like “ughhh why’s my steak so tender and juicy and tasty yuck I’m not eating that”

I’m not crying you are..

so ok I’ll translate it for you guys ( it’s gonna be rlly badly translated )

twink : *sigh*
twink : w-wait a moment!!

Buff cowboy : why all of a sudden?
Buff cowboy : surely you aren’t scared because it’s your first time with a man?

twink whose name I don’t know : hmph!..who said it was my first time

Buff cowboy : oh really?

twink : I’m just worried if your little guy can stand up since you drank.
twink : mr whiskey d*k.
(Then a small explanation what the meaning is)
*mr whiskey d*k is a saying that men usually don’t get hard when drunk or smt*

Buff s*y cowboy : oh really? Why don’t you check it out yourself

( grabs his hand to his lower part)

Buff cowboy : I wonder if it’s big enough to satisfy mr theo over here
Buff cowboy : how is it, hmm? Is it enought to pass?

Twink’s inermonologue : *b-big..*


YAYYY IM DONE you better like this comment I worked hard to translate this for you guys…

Had me pulling out my phone to use google translate

found an absolute gem

I feel bad for the father but he does need to look past and see that his son is also suffering from the empress as well

ma’am. You. Are. Killing. You’re. Son.

the mother is doing just a lot of bs like let the poor man ride with yall

the tongue.

Wait so maybe when they said he saved her from father might be true cus I know for sure he stole her mother’s powers and probably was gonna steal hers too??… but it doesn’t explain why the ml is acting like this ( maybe he changed since his brother died idk)

Oh wow so everyone sucks

sorry but why’s he so hot …

THAT RIGHT THERE, Is the type of picture I’d bring to war with me. SO CUTEEEIIE