Wait wait wait-WAIT. IS THIS. THE SAME ART AS THE ONE IN THE FIRST SEASON IN 'TURNING A MAD DOG INTO A GENTLEMAN" THING??? asking for a friend, could I have this lovely person's address, name, surname and location? Not for anything bad, just a lovely conversation to get them TO DRAW ME DIARIN AND MY BABY CERES AGAIN, THAT MAN IS 0.9% OF THE 1% OF STRAIGHT LEFT IN ME AS A BI LADY, I NEED HIM-

I knew it was coming but i didn't expect it to be this hot, HOW DARE YOU NOT WARN ME, I HAD A HEART ATTACK AND WAS ENJOYING IT AT THIS SHI-

Guys im still thinking mainly of his diet, like,still only goblin steak?? Baby boy, did they get you some nice and decent food at all to have energy for all of that?? I bet that takes loads of vitamins, not just goblin protein- 

Guys, im scared they're triplets, that will surely hurt my baby Leila a whole lot- when will we start making tops carry the kids in bl, huh???

Guys spoiler, she's fuc*** and ... IN THE LITERAL SENSE ML HAS THE CEETIFICATE AND SHELL TRY TO TELL HIM THE TRUTH AND HE** SHOW HER THAT THEYRE MARRIED ON THE CERTIFICATE AND... HE'S MAD AND RIGHT AAAAND IN TO CARVE INTO HER WHO'S MAN SHE IS, YEP, GIRLIE HAD BETTER TO RUN OR BE EXCESSIVELY SWEET WITH TALKING TO OUR BABY BOY BUT-  EHEM, I SAID NOTHING, BRW, READ THE SPOILER AT YOHR OWN RISK-

I fear the pretty boy developed a womb from all that fuc****. If you dont own a womb, stay safe everyone, and do it in moderation. 

Aww, all of it so cute but WHY ARE LEILA'S TOES PRETTIER THAN MINE, HUH?? ARTIST, DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE EVEN HIS FEET PRETTIER THAN ME- aww, my gorgeous baby, anyways

Wait if he tops it could be so fuc**** good- a swotch couple is always the fuc**** best, a top enjoying to bottom is so freaking freaky it could drive us all crazy, have any recs with something of the sort, btw, anyone??

That was so cute and also so heartwretching, author... and man is he romantic, Vincent, since when could you express yourself that fluently?? Is it the Paula effect?? I think we all need a Paula in here

um... m-mommy Olga?

Im sorry but i cant take seeing this man cry, at least not of sadness and-  MC WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO US?? AUTHOR WHY?? I-I'M CRYING TOO OVER A WEBTOON AT 5 AM INSTEAD OF STYFYING FOR MY CRAZY MATH TEST AT 8 AM

GIMME MORE CHAPTERS I'M BEGGIIIIIING- 

This is just cute and adorable, i dont get the haters on this one, I mean, the age gap?? You take it down and take toxic sh** down but a cute kid with a first crush on a nice teenager is what you ethically cant take?? This isnt something dirty, its a first love. If one day as adults in 15 years they wanna be together, its okay. No one groomed anyone in here. And Yuu-ni is just so sweet and not a jerk or a creep like you guys wanna see at all

To the shippers of Ethan and Paula, just know that, I, respectful of your use of free will, have to hold your hand through this and tell you that those 2 see each other a lot as friends and soulmates and family aaand spoiler, he'll adopt her as hos family and theyll be the Christopher siblings before she is engaged and wed to Vincent. Yep. Hes the big bro. Total family and bestie bud.
We love Ethan and author gave it to us all to ourselves, lets simp over that treasure of a fiction character in peace with each other

Not even any kind of Stockholm syndrome or level of it can go wit this one. Nope. Guys, someone rescue my baby and put that pretty twinkie fuc*** in a bunker till he rots or smth, he scares the sh** out of me and im a sucker for pretty guys, mind you-

Lets be clear about this. She's normal and a full blooded not faulty human for not trusting this guy. Obviously. No one can trust some stranger that got their friend who knows where and now claims to know where that is and to be taking them there between monsters and all. But so is he. In his pov, he doesn't blame her or anything, hes just miself and making observations based on his life and prospective. All valid. So... this is how the story of 2 ppl meeting actually goes in thag situation, no first momwnt weird lighting and gazes or fate or cupid shooting anyone. Its real sh**, ofc you dont trust or like a dangerous stranger entity, no? And ofc as an entity you see the faults of humans and their selfishness clearly and have your own reasons and thoughts to be there, no? All normal and okay guys. Chill. Activate brain while adoring characters okay?

Hes right. What makes human lifes important and sacred more than all other forms of life?? Literally nothing. Think about it. I hate how hypocritical fl and many ppl out there are

Okay... were not there yet. Suah isnt ready yet to get beyond obsession and act on love and listen. Ill let this marinate and get better in the next 30 chapters or i dont know, whatever amount it takes, CAUSE THIS BABY IS MAKING ME FUC**** MAAD I WANNA HIT HIM MORE THAN MC ALREADY DID, HE NEEDS SOMEOEN TO SLAP SOME SENSE INTO HIM TO GET HIS SH** TOGETHER, GODDAMNIT-

I found a gem finally, muahahahahahhahaah!-

Okay um... I think our man was enjoying learning to use a saw too much, it looked like SOMETHING ELSE WAS GOING ON IN HIS BRAIN AND NOW I CANT UNSEE IT-  well played, you freaky author, well played.