minmin is a sh** but cute at the same time

mao standing there like:

the secretary is like ayano aishi omf

me rn.

his deck is big as a computer screen

me to that old hag:

ahem....YAWA KA PISTING BOANGA KA PUTANG INA MO YAWAA KA PISTE GAGO KA AAAAA MARITES BOANG BURIKAYAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA  ty for listening to my speech (only bisayas know)

"looks like he'll need a gorilla cage for that"