Blue's comments

Why are they talking like that. Like old timey people?

Why? Did you think?? That would work????

Ohhhh aunt I bet

??????????? Why in the world did he leave his distressed wife to, what, kidnap a baby? How are these related?????????

….why did you have to avoid her for a week for this?

Are you kidding me? We have this nice autistic character and you’re making it a brain damage thing?????? Freaking rude

This twist is getting a little old. They need to do something more interesting with it

Why can we not have woman supporting woman

Oh they knew each other since childhood here! Cute!
edit: wait he's gone that long without guiding? How is he alive???

The consequences of your actions? Like I’m not saying it was a bad decision just that this would obviously happen

Oh the bubbles got really out of order there for a while

Not sure I like the gimmick of this story

I think you should probably take this as a sign that the future has changed already

….please don’t be annoying

Ugh this is such a stupid trope. Why the frick would a giant pool of blood be mistaken as losing their virginity and not, oh I don’t know, period blood? I feel like a better way to pretend something happened would be to like, jerk off on the sheets. Of course that isn’t very PG but still. The blood thing makes no sense

I mean, it’s a good law, but it definitely wouldn’t change public sentiment overnight. I guess that’s what fantasy is for tho

Idiot

“Yeah sure I don’t like her but I don’t want her to get ASSAULTED”