@shxtou Oh sh**, I thought you were lying when you said other people also get the notification 💀... But wait, that's exactly why we went at it again for another couple of hours when I was out of the shower, you little horndog...

@shxtou We're doing a lot worse tonight

@shxtou I sure didn't calm myself with your first time... Sh**, now I feel bad

@shxtou So... we're married now?

@shxtou I'm coming home soon, don't worry

@shxtou I love you too

@shxtou 3 times? Guess I have to do something even better for you tonight then, huh

@shxtou Don't I know it... I'm now a certified mind reader

@shxtou And to take it a step further, you thought you were straight before we started dating... Yet before we even started dating and you thought I was a jerk, we had s** for 4 hours straight

@shxtou And I'm honored to have all those firsts.

@shxtou Think that's how they felt that night you got drunk and kept clinging to me in the back of the uber?

@shxtou What in the he** is that

@shxtou Mind you we'd literally just got done having s** and then we had to do it again in the shower because seeing you turned me on too

@shxtou Good to know, guess i know what we're doing tonight then

@shxtou like i am for you

@shxtou HAHA, don't get embarrassed now. Actually, get embarrassed more, you're cute like that

@shxtou Oh sh** really? Maybe I should expose you more then

@shxtou Not at all

@shxtou Bet, I'm gonna read it

@shxtou Maybe i'm ho*** and a sad***, ever thought of that...