night, I hope the outfit you planned the night

earlier turns out horrible, I hope you slip and fall

from a puddle and get your brand new shoes wet

and creased, I hope you stub your toe, I hope you

come home with a migraine, I hope you get your

socks wet, I hope you burn a hole in your clothes

with an iron, I hope you miss your mouth when

drinking a glass and it spills all over you, I hope

the tag behind your shirt annoys you for the rest

of the day and you can't do anything about it

because you lost your scissors and can't find one

anywhere, I hope when you're washing your

hands your sleeves go in the way and get wet

too, I hope the snack you were looking forward to

all day is stale and expired, I hope when you drop

something and try to pick it up, you miss it

multiple times and embarrass yourself, I hope

that when you're trying to talk your voice starts

cracking every sentence, I hope you spend

money on something so expensive that when you

receive it it doesn't work, I hope that when you

use your charger or earphones the wire only

works at a specific angle, I hope that everytime

you touch wooden objects you get a splinter that

you can't remove, I hope that everytime you sit or

walk under a tree a bird poos on you Uncontrollably sobbing shaking convulsing sliding down the walls gripping my phone stomping through my house slamming doors i can’t cope anym