"Hyung what are u doing?"

"Oh me? I'm just reading the Bible! U know about our Lord and savior, trying to be holy and religious ya know? It actually improves my matches, hey u should try it someday!"

"Mhm...I'm going to do the opposite of that"

"What"

"I'm going to diddle so many holes u don't even know"

"Oh Jaekyung that's not-"

"And that's what happened, doc."

"Aww...boho, I feel so bad for him..."

"I feel like you're being sarcastic"

"Yes I still hate the guy-"

I know this has nothing to do with the story but if I was Jaekyung I would put my trophy next to the old man's picture cause I'm a pity mf like that

Bro...i won't be surprised if the milk they sell in my school is the same milk that comes from him.

Chat I'm so sorry, but why does this remind me of Stardew Valley but...𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓎 addition???

Tbh I aspire to be this level of hatred that this old man has. Like bro even Kendrick Lamar is shivering in his boots

I know this has nothing to do with Joo hugging dan but like- WHY AREN'T THEY EATING THE FOOD IN THE MEETING, LIKE THAT SH** LOOKS GOOD IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA EAT IT THEN I WILL!!! [pepe:0]

Dog I'm bored, so I'm gonna ask y'all this, where you from? Just curious because I'm from the land of boom boom and bam bam (Iraq) and moved to another Arabic country which is Oman. So my parents are pretty strict with me reading stuff like this lol.

Bro why do all the other characters have normal text bubbles while this blonde femboy got that *Insert fancy music* ahh text bubbles??? 😭😭😭

I like how the dude and the chick both stared at him like: 
Girl: "Oh da**...he's hot...OH! Sorry babe!" 
Dude: "Tbh I'm with you on this one. Like I'm not gay but da**...I'd let him f$ck me" 
Like bro what???

Bro while I was out loud reading this, Jeremy (Jaekyung) sounded like Eric Cartman from South Park cause I'm sick

Tbh I'm bored so I'm gonna make this whole plot into those Minecraft/app games story telling brain rot. "Am I the a$$hole for leaving my toxic 'partner' and going to the country side to take care of my grandma? Me: 28 M, Jeremy: 27 M have met when I was his personal muscle therapist since he is a famous boxer. At the end of my first day as his therapist, he called me to his house for a session. When I came here he said he wanted to fu-" absolute cinema, need I say more?

When I saw how Jareled reactes to Dan getting on his knees, I was like "dare I say, character development?" But I took my words right up after I saw them doing the forbidden tango, the oogly boogly if you must.

"You're no use to me in this condition" Jeremy or whatever your name is, I'm gonna hunt yo ahh and make you shove one hundred and ten pickles up your a-

I was in the car with my parents, so I had my EarPods on and I put on a Joo Jaekyuyng playlist. Dog they had "little bit harder now" and it fits him and Dan SOO much. Especially in the season 2