I am not a good cook.
never have been.
usually I just throw sh** together, splash seasoning at it and hope for the best.

today I made eggs because I wanted eggs.
naturally I go to my older brother to ask if he wants some too, first he said no... but like after not even a minute he ran downstairs into the kitchen and asked me to make him eggs too.
confusing but anyways.

I let the water boil, dunkened the eggs in the water and waited. I didn't set a timer because those are for Losers. (Maybe a reason for why I am not a good cook)
After a while I pulled the eggs from the stove, let them wait there while I chatted with the guest at our house, then splashed cold water at the eggs and served them.
I said, "I ain't no Gordon Ramsey, so if these didn't turn out well, keep it to yourself."

But they turned out beautifully! The yellow is tastfully runny while the white is hard but yet soft. I feel like my cooking skills leveled up from horrible to not so bad.