ғᴏʀɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ sᴇx sᴄᴇɴᴇ
ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴏʟᴅ ᴍᴀɴ ɪs sᴏ ᴄʀᴇᴇᴘʏ ɪ'ᴍ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀʟʟʏ sᴄᴀʀᴇᴅ
ʙʀᴏ ɪғ ɪ ᴡᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴏʟᴅ ɢʀᴀɴᴅᴘᴀ 
ɪ'ᴅ ʙᴇ ʙᴇɢɢɪɴɢ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴛᴏ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴅɪᴇ (ɴᴏ ᴏғғᴇɴsᴇ) 
ᴄᴜᴢ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ's ɴᴏ ᴡᴀʏ ʜᴇ's ɴᴏᴛ sᴜғғᴇʀɪɴɢ ʀɴ

ᴅᴀᴍɴ
ɪ ᴡᴀs ᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛɪɴɢ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜɪɴɢs ʙᴜᴛ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛʜɪs

ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɪᴛ ɪs
ɪ ᴋɴᴇᴡ ᴛʜɪs sʜɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴛᴏᴏ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴛʀᴜᴇ
ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ's ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ɢᴏᴛ sᴏᴍᴇ ғᴜᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴜᴘ sʜɪᴛ
ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴡʜʜʜʏʏʏʏʏ

ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ's ɴᴏ ᴡᴀʏ ʜᴇ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ғᴏᴜɴᴅ ʜɪᴍ
ᴏᴍɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ's sᴏ ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴅᴜᴍʙ
ʜᴏᴡ ᴅɪᴅ ʜᴇ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ғɪɴᴅ ʜɪᴍ? 

ᴡᴛʜ ᴡᴀs ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʟᴀsᴛ ᴘᴀɴᴇʟ? ಠಿ_ಠ

ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴇɪᴛʜᴇʀ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ᴛᴜʀɴ ᴏᴜᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴏʀ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ʙᴀᴅ

ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴇs ᴛʜᴇ ᴅʀᴀᴍᴀ

ᴀʜʜʜʜʜʜʜ
ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʀᴇ sᴜᴄʜ ᴄᴜᴛɪᴇ ᴘᴀᴛᴏᴏᴛɪᴇsss
ᴍʏ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ
ᴍʏ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ɪᴛ
sᴏᴏᴏᴏᴏ. ᴄᴄᴄᴜᴜᴛᴇᴇ

ᴛʜɪs ɴɪɢɢᴀ ᴢᴇsᴛʏ ᴀғ
ᴀʟsᴏ ᴡʜʏ ᴅᴏ ɪ ғᴇᴇʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋᴍᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɪɴ ʟᴇᴀᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ

sʜɪᴛs sᴛᴀʀᴛɪɴ' ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ʀᴇᴇᴇᴀᴀʟʟ ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ

ɴɢʟ ᴛᴏᴘ ʟᴏᴏᴋᴇᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ sʟᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ 
ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ ɢᴜᴇss ɪᴛ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴇᴀʀʟʏ

ᴛʜɪɴɢs ᴀʀᴇ sᴛᴀʀᴛɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇssᴛᴛɪɪɴɢɢɢ

ʙᴜᴛ ɪ'ᴍ sᴄᴀʀʀᴇᴅ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛᴏxɪᴄ sʜɪᴛ sᴏ ɪғ ɪᴛ ᴛᴜʀɴs ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʀᴏᴜᴛᴇ ɪ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ᴅʀᴏᴘ