I'm starting to like shelly a lil bit
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glad minu knew how to solve the problem and take responsibility like a man.
Dom is proud of you minuuuu 
his bro sus
it's 6 am and my mom blasted worship songs on our speakers. All i hear is "thank you lord" in the background while reading this ?
good G** I'm going to he** bye
not me shivering when he licked the gun AAAAAAAAA
istg this song is made for them
EVRYONE, I DEDICATE THIS SONG TO THE PREVIOUS, PRESENT AND FUTURE CHAPTERS. SING THIS WITH ME
Jake:
Your honor, I'm a freak bi***, handcuffs, leashes
Switch my cop suit, "make him feel like he cheating"
Put him on his knees, give him some' to believe in
Never lost a fight, but I'm looking for a beating
In the food chain, I'm the one that eat ya
If he ate my a**, he's a bottom feeder (?)
Big D stand for big demeanor
I could make ya bust before I ever meet ya
Shin:
If it don't hang, then he can't bang
"You can't hurt my feelings, but I like pain"
If he fu** me and ask, "Whose is it?"
When I ride the di**, I'ma spell his name, ah
EVRYONE, I DEDICATE THIS SONG TO THE PREVIOUS, PRESENT AND FUTURE CHAPTERS. SING THIS WITH ME
Shin:
I want you to park that big Mack truck right in this little garage
Make it cream, make me scream
"Out in public, make a scene"
I don't cook, I don't clean
But let me tell you, I got this ring (ayy, ayy)
Gobble me, swallow me, drip down the side of me (yeah)
Quick, jump out 'fore you let it get inside of me (yeah)
I tell him where to put it, never tell him where I'm 'bout to be
I run down on him 'fore I have a ni*** running me
Talk yo' sh**, bite your lip
"ASK FOR A CAR WHILE I RIDE THAT DI**" (while i ride that di**)
You ain't never gotta fu** him for a thing
He already made his mind up 'fore he came
Now get your boots and your coat for this wet a** penîs
He bought a phone just for pictures of this wet a** penîs
Pay my (job/car) just to kiss me on this wet a** penîs
Now make it rain if you wanna see some wet a** penîs
Look, I need a hard hitter, I need a deep stroke
I need a Henny drink, I need a weed smoker
Not a garden snake, I need a king cobra
With a hook in it, hope it lean over
He got some money, then that's where I'm headed (LITERALLY SHIN LMFAOJAJSDJ)
Penîs A-1, just like his credit (literally jake)
He got a beard, well, I'm tryna wet it
I let him taste it, and now he diabetic
I don't wanna spit, I wanna gulp
I wanna gag, I wanna choke
I want you to touch that lil' dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat
My head game is fire, punani Dasani
It's going in dry, and it's coming out soggy
"I RIDE ON THAT THING LIKE THE COPS IS BEHIND ME" (yuh, ah)
I spit on his mic' and now he tryna sign me, woo
EVRYONE, I DEDICATE THIS SONG TO THE PREVIOUS, PRESENT AND FUTURE CHAPTERS. SING THIS WITH ME
EVRYONE, I DEDICATE THIS SONG TO THE PREVIOUS, PRESENT AND FUTURE CHAPTERS. SING THIS WITH ME
Whores in this house (literally lmao)
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house (hol' up)
Jake:
I said certified freak, seven days a week
Wet a** PENÎS, make that pullout game weak, woo! (Ah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fuc**** with some wet a** penîs
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet a** penîs
Give me everything you got for this wet a** penîs
Jake:
Beat it up, ni***, "catch a charge" (pun intended for shin wahahah)
Extra large and extra hard
Put this penîs right in yo face
Swipe your face like a credit card
Hop on top, I want a ride
I do a kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look at my eyes
This penîs is wet, come take a dive
Tie me up like I'm surprised
LET'S ROLE-PLAY, I WEAR A DISGUISE (a fckn hot cop ?)
y'all turn the ac for me, too hot in here.
also, jake in a police uniform with latex gloves
me: palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
the fact that i have a huge crush on em and everyone's joking he's the korean eminem. 
another pokemon has appeared
this was my definition of don't judge the book by it's cover. I thought this'll bore me but NO. Both have golden sense of humor. Just everything about this manhwa is my cup of tea. I hope it will not disappoint me in the next chapters. 
the guy at the back: *pause*
same sir, same

also, i could feel the sexual tension from here. Why did they have to do that in public ? I'm jealous
i am this close ? on licking the screen everytime i see jake.
the author really knows what their doing huh
okay this was so hot on different levels but da** I'm on my period rn ಥ╭╮ಥ
ig euijoon wasn't the only one having a hard time rn

is it just me or when they sandwich their sch**** between the legs is so hot ? da**
btw i have animated scene of the sch**** between legs m**********n and it was *chefs kiss* EHEHEHEHEHEHEH

YES YES YES I FEEL LIKE I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK RN