Oooooh my G**. Where do I even start
1. Too big
2. It's glowing.....it fuc**** glows.
3. D-Did you just kill the monsters by  c*mming on them?!
4. I'm fuc**** in love with Red eye's personality 
5. ...omg why is it so fuc**** big?!
6. Ack it stopped glowing! My eyes!!! Turn it back on!
7. I'm fuc**** Wheezing
8. So when people say 3 legged....It's usually ment as a hyperbole-
9. Yo where's the pink dog at? I think this might be his perfect mawhua
10. ....it's too big

How much ya'll wanna bet that they do it next chapter

...tf you mean sad?!

You guys priorities!!! Talkin bout being gay and kissing when dude found DRUGS in other dude's pocket! My guy is screwed...the misunderstandings!

....huh. MF so g** da** handsome too....but siblings?! There are 8 billion MFs in the world and ya'll pick yo sibling?!