Monday's Savior prepared me for this, I've played these games befor

MY SHAYLAS ARE BACKKKK I NEED THE NEXT CHAPTER NO

Bro has a whole a** inventory 🙏🙏🙏

Reading this while listening to From The Back by Ayesha Erotica ✌️

I'm back from retirement but this boi's pull out game weak ash

Oh no, I can smell a "Come back for season 2!" right around the corner…

Oh you know he wanted to tell a trusted adult after that

WE'RE MAKING PROGRESS❗️❗️❗️ Now let's hope he does the classic rich top move and pay for the surgery

Haha by season 4 you mean next week right? Right????

Oh that friend is standing on BUSINESS

As I walk into school wearing my Akatsuki coat, I lock eyes with my bully/crush/childhood best friend turned into my enemy. "G** you smell like a hairy rats' a**, I can basically see your stink lines" she says with disgust written all over her face, but only I can tell that she's secretly in love with me. "Those aren't stink lines, it's just my aura" I say as I pick one of the flies surrounding me and eat it for protein. "Ugh, you're such a weirdo, no wonder you're still a virgin" she says while gagging on my aura lines. "Haha! Little do you know I've already lost my virginity! She was shouting my name all night!" I said with a smug voice while grinning mischievously, hoping I'll get to feel her clenching insides soon.  "I mean legal virgin. Y'know, with consent and not with a child?" she says with a taunting voice. "Oh well in that case I'm still a virgin" I giggle to myself cause I'm such a silly Billy goose. Then, all of a sudden, my bully/crush/childhood best friend turned into my enemy rips off her face and turns out she was morgan Freeman in disguise! "N-nani?! Morgan Freeman?!" I stutter out in shock. "That's right young man, I've been watching you for years now, tracking to see if you become a rapist or a pedophile right when you turn 18 and turns out I was overestimating you." Morgan Freeman says in disappointment while shaking his head as he puts me in handcuffs. "No…this can't be…" I mutter in shock, my brain just can't seem to compromise what's happening. "I know, I know, it's scary for someone you've known most your life to be Morgan Freem-" before he could finish his sentence, I interrupt him. "YOU'RE BLACK?! I'VE BEEN WANTING A FINE PIECE OF WHITE CHOCOLATE!!!" Morgan Freeman looks down at me in disappointment and proceeds to lock me up in prison for fiddling 12 minors without their consents as I jerk off to Boruto.

THANK GOODNESS SOMETHING UPDATED, NOTHING I'VE READ HAS UPDATED IN LIKE A WEEK