@Akatsuki Konoe
Not blood siblings though. Just like how my kids call my wife's BFFs "Aunt Candice" and "Auntie Grace." She's not actually a blood relative of either of them. It's just a term of endearment. All these hot MILFs he's collecting are "sorta sisters" because he was adopted by the village, but he's been crushing on them "Girl Next Door" style his entire life. Now that he's learned they're unhappy in their relationships, he's moving in and moving up!
And I'm still hard.
lol
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