Comment by BigDicksGoFwopFwopFwop on Jinx - Chapter 2

YOU BIG NASTY BITCHTHATS WHY YOU LOOK LIKE BANJO KAZOOIE AND SCOOBY DOO HAD A CHEMICALLY IMBALANCED GAY INCEST BABY NEXT TO CHERNOBYL AND HAD TO DRINK STRAIGHT FROM THE YELLOW RIVER AND EAT  FAT AMERICANS DIARRHEA TOILET WATER EVERY NIGHT FOR DINNER YOU BIG UGLY NASTY BI*** GET YOUR BI*** A** OFF MY SCREEN YOU BIG NASTY FAT UGLY BIG BI*** THATS WHY YOU SMELL LIKE AMBER TU** YOU BIG NASTY BI*** THATS WHY I MURDERED YOUR GIRLDFRIEND IHEARTRADIO YOU BIG UGLY BI*** THATS WHY YOU SMELL LIKE YOU GOT DUMPED INTO THE MANURE PILE IN CHARLOTTES WEB AND BECAME A SIDE CHARACTER YYOU BIG NASTY BI*** THATS WHY TAYLOR SWIFT IS IN YOUR BASEMENT PLOTTING HER REVENGE FOR YOU NOT PAYING HER YOU BIG UGLY NASTY BIG BI*** THATS WHY YOU LOOK LIKE A PAPAS BURGERIA MAYO BURGER WITH YOUR BIG NASTY BI*** A** THATS WHY   YOU LOOK LIKE 15 DIFFERENT BFDI CHARACTERS HAD A FOURSOME BABY TOGETHER AND THEN BEAT IT WITH A MEAT TENDERIZER GAVE IT A MUSHROOM TATTOO YOU BIG NASTY BI*** THATS WHY YOU SMELL LIKE FLUTTERSHYS SHED TALKING ABOUT SOME "WHAT DID I TELL YALL ABOUT GOING IN MY SHED" YOU BIG NASTY BI*** THATS WHY YOUR MOM TURNED INTO A WINDOW FRAME FOR HER PART TIME JOB THATS WHY YOUR DAD LOOKS LIKE HE JUST WENT OUTSIDE AND SMELLED THAT ZAZA THATS WHY MICHAEL IS ABOUT TO ELEGANTLY WHIP IT OUT EXCEPT HE FORGOT THAT HE HAS NEGATIVE INCHES YOU BIG NASTY BI*** THATS WHY YOU LOOK LIKE MY 1STGRADE ENGLISH TEACHER'S WRINKLY 70 YEAR OLD PETRIFIED ROAST BEEF COOCHIE FLAPS YOU BIG NASTY BI***