I am NEVER RECOVERING FROM THE FACT I'M THE SAME HEIGHT AS MY 10-YEAR-OLD NIECE!!!Â
Every time she so much as stands within a ONE meter radius of me, I'm already on the other side of the planet.
Like, my sweet little darling niece, whom I'll always spoil rotten against your mother's orders, I love you, but honestly KEEP YOUR DISTANCE🥰 At least let me pretend I'm as tall as my age (I'm 23)
Things I am: - A frustrated pansexual - Broke - Recently obsessed with Hiroki Dan - A bookworm - a sucker for men with long hair - ho*** Things I am not: - Rich - A saint - Religious - Studious child - minor
