Comment by Piper Barnes on My Childhood Friends are Trying to Kill Me - Chapter 18

Comment on ChapterMy Childhood Friends are Trying to Kill Me - Chapter 18
I am NEVER RECOVERING FROM THE FACT I'M THE SAME HEIGHT AS MY 10-YEAR-OLD NIECE!!!😭😭😭 

Every time she so much as stands within a ONE meter radius of me, I'm already on the other side of the planet.

Like, my sweet little darling niece, whom I'll always spoil rotten against your mother's orders, I love you, but honestly KEEP YOUR DISTANCE😤🥰 At least let me pretend I'm as tall as my age (I'm 23)
Things I am:
- A frustrated pansexual
- Broke
- Recently obsessed with Hiroki Dan
- A bookworm

- a sucker for men with long hair
- ho***
Things I am not:
- Rich
- A saint
- Religious
- Studious child
- minor