Could've taught it to m**e. Would've been off your head. But again the MC is just stupid. Should've put on pants and told the bodyguard to catch it earlier. Before that, he should've just said to kill it. After the incident, I have no idea why he's attached to that thing. Since they're keeping it around, I'm guessing there's gonna be a threesome with it or something, which means that the author just wanted to add in tentacles. I don't see the appeal