Comment by CryBaby Med on Dear Door - Chapter 49

Comment on ChapterDear Door - Chapter 49
HOW TO GET YOUR FLYING HOT DEMON MANS BACK ❤️😍

Step 1. Squeeze the sh** out of the mini demon in your pocket for answers

Step 2. When he doesn't comply take the car

Step 3. Mumble angry gibberish in the car while nearly almost hitting an old lady

Step 4. Spot your mans by a tiny sparkle in the sky with the helpful directions of your mini demon

Step 5. Stick your head out the window like no one can see you screaming to the top of your lungs

Step 6. You chase him on a highway that just so happens to be empty

Step 7. You realize he's getting away so.. *ding* 💡 idea you decide to speed off the highway with 99.99% trust obvs that yo mans gon catch you fo sho.

Step 8. Trick that nígga rq and act dead for real just to reel in the bait

Step 9. When he caught off guard squeeze his a$$ so he can't get free

Step 10. Get your organs rearranged later on to make sure to keep him in place 🥰.

36 Replies

@CryBaby Med  
Wow I should try this one day (✿◕‿◕✿)
@Jesus  Wow I am honored to have such a high being following after me 😍🤌
@CryBaby Med  
The only reason you won't go to heaven is because you deserve to have a demon for a lover (o゜▽゜)o☆
And he will love you as much as Cain love his humano(〃^▽^〃)o
@CryBaby Med It's literally my bedtime rn and im fuc**** giggling so loud like a fuc**** clown😭😭
@bugnya  I'm dead..I'm sick so I'm laughing and coughing reading this while I'm supposed to be getting ready to go at 5am 👁👁💕.
@CryBaby Med  
I didn't read anything (●'◡'●)
(Who? (⌐■_■) )
@Jesus  pHeW...Thank goodness...no one must know...
what's your favorite bl ever read? 😍