I've read tons of bad,y translated stuff where you basically have to Rewrite the dialogue as you read it but this is fine.
~Fujoshi~
~Pansexual~
~Lover of spicy content~
~Enjoys BDSM~
~Brat~
~S@dist/M@sochist~
~A hot mess~
Spoiler!
Looking for a daddy that can keep up with me; which is apparently hard to do.