(ok, so, chill, I AM THE HOLY SPIRIT) Ok, so first of all... Lemme tell u guys a funny story: so I was sh****** on the toilet and the sat on the toilet wuz a bit uncomfy so I wiggled my but a bit but guess what?!?! My left bu** cheek got stuck on the toilet seat (for some apparent reason idk) and when I moved my right cheek AWAY from my left bu** cheek MY bu** cheeck FUC**** RIPPED. AND I LIMPED FOR LIKE, IDK, THE REST OF THE DAY! SO PLS EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THAT BIG A** EXTRA MF-ING LARGE HUGE F-KING COLOSSAL MASSIVE MAMMOTH-SIZED PIECE OF SH** FIT IN HIS A** AND HE WALKED FINE?!?!
(just reposting my comment from another account)
oh my g** i made ts 3 years ago. if you saw me, no you didnt. sh**. fu**.
plz put you device down and calmly breathe
