Omg!!! I'm going to use that line now on my partner. She's kind of a wimp and gets scared easily, this will definitely work on her.
"Have you ever heard that ghosts don't like sexual things? Quick! Go down on me, we need to exorcise them! 
My name is Kat but I don't like cats. That's what I used to think until I met my sister's cat, Clovis (see profile picture). Now I'm a sucker for cats. 🐈