its been a year daddy i really really miss you mommy said you went to the store to get milk anyways im failing all my classes and mommy hates me very much and she beat me very freakenly and she changed my name to tickle tipson anyways daddy i forgive you for abusing me
its been two years daddy i still really really mis you mommy said your not at the store anymore and that your six feet under whatever that means please come home mommy got a new boyfriend and i hide underneath the bed whenever they make loud noises in the bedroom because it scares me mommy screams like that daddy please save me i cant take much longer well i gotta go mommy new boyfriend said its time for tickle time bye daddy
its been 20 years daddy i really really hate you mommy told me the truth before she died i know you left us i killed mommy and her new boyfriend and i have taken over the world but dont worry ha ha i know where you are and im gonna hunt you down and kill youyou gotta watch your back ha ha ha ha ha ha
