I can feel your pain bro... When handsome men approach ladies, it's called flirting but when ugly men like us do the same shiit, we get reported for sexxual assault...

Spoiler!
Returned with unexpired milk!!! Missed me? Gimme a hug, my son/daughter!!!

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Spoiler!
Just Kidding! Am your new STEPDADDY!



it might already exist for all i know
