Spoiler!
I'm in love with you
HELLO MY NAME IS EMU OTOTRI EMU MEANS SMILE πΌ
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I'm also inlove with you π
B-but I'm pregnant with your baby! 
wanna makeout π€
who me π€
Yes you π€
Say less 
Sorry, im pregnant with a cucumbe
WHAT YOU CHEATED ON ME 
DA** π¨