Comment by Federal Pervert Police on Hydrogen

@Hydrogen Ever since I was a child, I was bullied for my enormous co**. Everyday was a struggle due to carrying around my 3rd leg. From being called big co** jock to having my genetalia being called the loch ness monster, I have endured it all. I've been crying in silence for the past 19 years bc of my package. Now for the first time in my life, I am proud to say I have a very large di**. As Martin Luther king jr once said, "dont judge a man by the size of his pe***, but rather on the color of his skin." No matter how often you guys will make fun of my Eiffel Tower of a di**, I will never cry again. I will scream it from the hilltops again and again despite this being a flaw. I have a very big pe***. Thank you and I hope you guys support me through this journey.