@Pinkfluffyunicorn At least it isn;t bad enough to go cannibal cult for the other refugees. Cause you know gotta prey for forgiveness for eating the dead weights 
Buddy started a gofundme for a mail order Chonda and to restore what he can on his old bikes with whats left over.
https://gofund.me/45f5032f
Give him some Hong Kong Phooey quotes.