> be me, rock eating princess
> need to leave my country, but got swindled immediately cuz... well I eat rocks I find near the roadside. The red ones taste best
> request an adventurer protect us since we dont have any knights
> get literally the best adventurer in town, renowned by the townsfolk for doing great feats in the community
> I dont like him. He's scawwy 😱
> can't handle travel now, no sleep, no food, no bit**** (plenty of rocks to snack on tho)
I'm just baffled you're willing to trust him with your life but not with guarding you at night... or food... or practically anything 😅
> need to leave my country, but got swindled immediately cuz... well I eat rocks I find near the roadside. The red ones taste best
> request an adventurer protect us since we dont have any knights
> get literally the best adventurer in town, renowned by the townsfolk for doing great feats in the community
> I dont like him. He's scawwy 😱
> can't handle travel now, no sleep, no food, no bit**** (plenty of rocks to snack on tho)
I'm just baffled you're willing to trust him with your life but not with guarding you at night... or food... or practically anything 😅
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