Comment by Buff Jesus on The Heroine Had an Affair with My Fiance - Chapter 3

Now kids, this is what is known as "Sexual assault", and your first reaction to this should either be:
"get off me you blonde rat, not everyone wants to have coitus with someone who can smoke a cigar in the rain",
"THERE'S A RAPIST HERE", or
"my sincere apologies young lady, I did not mean to inflict any trauma onto you. I shall back away swiftly."