Comment by trix on Honey Bear - Chapter 92.5

and may your emails contain just enough ambiguity to require follow-up but not enough clarity to resolve anything quickly, and I hope every meeting you attend could have been an email, and every email could have been shorter, and neither ever is, and may your chair squeak just loudly enough during quiet moments to announce your presence like an accidental sound effect, and I hope your sleeves slide down at the worst possible moment while washing your hands so you end up with damp cuffs and quiet resentment, and may every paper cut you get be located in that oddly specific spot that only becomes noticeable when you least want it to, and I hope your socks develop a mysterious tendency to rotate slightly throughout the day so the seam is always just off-center enough to be irritating, and may your laundry always produce one missing item that you’ll never see again but will occasionally think about, and I hope your fitted sheet slowly escapes its corners during the night so you wake up in a gradually unfolding fabric situation, and may your pillow always feel slightly warmer than ideal no matter how many times you flip it, and I hope your dreams are just coherent enough to be confusing but not enough to be meaningful, and may you wake up with the faint sense that you forgot something but can’t quite place what, and I hope every time you try to be productive you remember three unrelated tasks that suddenly feel urgent, and may none of them actually get completed,