I wonder if my coworkers think the reason I blush, laugh, and look so happy while looking at my phone is because of a man in my life, when really I'm single as a pringle and act that way over two fictional gay characters, if only they knew.... 

Wish I was a lesbian,
but unfortunately I like di** too much,
but hate men.
Paradoxical af.
❤️🔥
but unfortunately I like di** too much,
but hate men.
Paradoxical af.
❤️🔥
