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Phainon: "@iloveglobalexamination i love you will you marry me?"
Me: " *blushes* O-omg..! Y-Yes!"
Sunday: "@iloveglobalexamination i love you more than him! Im better choose me!"
Me: *blushes* "S-Sunday-kun..!"
Mydei: *growls* "@iloveglobalexamination IS MINE!!!"
Phainon: "NO @iloveglobalexamination IS MINE LEAVE MY BABY ALONE or else.. I'll have to use force.."
Sunday: "MINE!!!" *attacks with powers*
*Everyone fights over me*
Dan heng: *deep voice* "Yare yare.. fools. You're all wrong.. @iloveglobalexamination is mine."
*Dan heng holds me while everyone is staring in anger*
Phainon: "you're dead Dan heng."
Me: "G-guys STOP..! This isn't you..! Look at me guys!"
*Everyone calms down because of me*
Me: "I love you all..! S-so stop fighting! Im gonna marry all of you.! *Blushes*
*Everyone starts blushing like crazy and blood coming out of their nose*
Everyone: "so cute.."
*Everyone starts kissing me and they start cracking me*
Me: *meows so cutely that they all blush*
Everyone: "Good kitten." *Goes faster*
(Written by @iloveglobalexamination and based on a true story)