Po** Senders
The ULTIMATE Gag Gift
SWEET Revenge at its Finest
GUARANTEED ANONYMOUS
>COW DUNG - A quart is 17.95$
>ELEPHANT CR** - A quart is 18.95$
>GORILLA PO** - A quart is 19.95$
>COMBO PACK - A gallon is 44.95$
No paper trail
100% Anonymous
No personal info needed
Each package of po** contains the following business card, RIGHT in the mess!
You've been pooped on want to know by whom?
When they see the front of the card they will have to open the bag releasing the nasty aroma then dig it out of the po** only to find THIS on the back:
We'll never tell www.poopsenders.com
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Spoiler!
The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest fear is the fear of the unknown.