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@. fu** you
@cat im slim shady yes im the real shady all you other slim shadys are just imitating so what the teal slim shady please stand up please stand up.
May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat: Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We’re gonna have a problem here
Y’all act like you’ve never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin’ her a** worse than before
They first were divorced, throwin’ her over furniture (ahh!)
It’s the return of the… "Ah, wait, no way, you’re kidding
He didn’t just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said… nothing, you idiots
Dr. Dre’s dead, he’s locked in my basement (ha, ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem
"Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I’m sick of him
Look at him walking around grabbing his you-know-what
Flipping the you-know-who." "Yeah, but he’s so cute though"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what’s goin’ on in your parents’ bedrooms (Uhh-uhh-uhh!)
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose but can’t
But it’s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My b** is on your lips, my b** is on your lips"
And if I’m lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that’s the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman’s clit**** is
Of course they’re gonna know what intercourse is by the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel, don’t they?
We ain’t nothing but mammals… well, some of us, cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope (eugh!)
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose; sing the chorus, and it goes
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat: Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We’re gonna have a problem here
Y’all act like you’ve never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin’ her a** worse than before
They first were divorced, throwin’ her over furniture (ahh!)
It’s the return of the… "Ah, wait, no way, you’re kidding
He didn’t just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said… nothing, you idiots
Dr. Dre’s dead, he’s locked in my basement (ha, ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem
"Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I’m sick of him
Look at him walking around grabbing his you-know-what
Flipping the you-know-who." "Yeah, but he’s so cute though"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what’s goin’ on in your parents’ bedrooms (Uhh-uhh-uhh!)
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose but can’t
But it’s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My b** is on your lips, my b** is on your lips"
And if I’m lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that’s the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman’s clit**** is
Of course they’re gonna know what intercourse is by the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel, don’t they?
We ain’t nothing but mammals… well, some of us, cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope (eugh!)
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose; sing the chorus, and it goes