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update but i keep forgetting: 
okay so we see each other twice a week now cause hes coming to drill team ALSO I MADE IT IM GOING TO COMPETITION IM ON MAIN DRILL TEAM but hes on backup because hes new but hes good so hes still required to come anyways on drill he kept looking at me and glancing at me like holy sh** bro i was nervous i made so many mistakes and we joked and laughed he STROKED MY HAIR AHHAADLAKKDSAKJHD LIKE HELLO and he took my phone and just went to see my number like HUH JUST ASK FOR MY NUMBER OMDD....and on wesnday we had to sit down for a presntion and holy molly it was boring but we kept talking and he was like "why is your hand so small" in his stupid birtish accent and we did a hand compersion right holy sh** my hand is like half of the size of his i mean they do say guiltar players get big hands right? and we kinda held hand for a little untill my friend interruped us (i hate you dexter) anyways he was like "we should go to camp together" YES? YESSS???? guys i love him so much its not undersandable anymore hes so goegous i love his blonde hair pretty blue eyes i love how calm he is and his accent his love for books and how he doesnt have a social life...sigghhhhh
"he hit me and it felt like a kiss"
i love american psycho 
i AMM patrick bateman 
i love american psycho, dexter, you, fight club, se7ven

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@Patrick batemens wife so Happy for u darling I hope it works for u
I am literally smiling and it ain't even me 😭
@Patrick batemens wife Can I be the priest at your wedding plzzzzzzzzz. If this doesn't work out I will be pis***. I'm over here giggling like I'm reading a romance novel.