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Heyy guys ! I'm looking for something I read a while ago. I think it started with a boy who bought a s** toy. It looked like a bird I guess but it didn't work so he called the company. The guy on the other line said something like "you used the toy already so we can't give you a refund but I can tell you other ways to pleasure yourself" so he tells him how to pleasure himself with his finger. After that the guy who bought the toy asked for the other guys name. Thats all I remember unfortunately :(