THICK THIGHS , SAVE LIVES 
“YOU ARE A PRISONER OF THE PRESENT IN YOUR TIMELINE, FOREVER TRANSITIONING BETWEEN YOUR INACCESSIBLE PAST AND YOUR UNKNOWABLE FUTURE🌠”
Comment by KARLOS on I, The Demon Lord am being targeted by my female Disciples! - Chapter 72
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@KARLOS No no my friend. As the Holy Book of Thighlations says: Thick thighs END lives. AND TO DIE BY THIGH IS THE WAY OF THE WARRIOR.
@Enervated mess I read the real holy book of thighs and it says they save lives if you eat them but end them if they wrap around your head it also says that the best way to eat them is deep fried with a mayo and ketchup mustard mix and a glass of ginger ale