@No one WHY DID U SPOIL...I hope when you try to plug your phone in, you can't find the right orientation, I hope when you go to sleep at night your pillow is warm on both sides, I hope when you try to plug a USB into a computer It snaps the inside piece off, I hope that you stub your toe everyday for the rest of your life, I hope the little clips on your toilet seat are broken so that you slide around when you try to sh**, I hope that you can't get that pebble out of your shoe, I hope that when you go to sneeze you lose it, I hope your sock falls down the inside of your shoe, I hope the next time you need to get somewhere you keep running into red lights, I hope whenever you try to watch anything the audio desyncs with the video, I hope every time you get comfortable you feel the urge to pee, I hope the next time you sit down on the couch you can't find the remote, I hope the next time you watch anything it stops every five seconds to buffer
Olympic gold medalist in breathing air
