"I like you too, ON SOME PIZZA" *begins to chop him up into pepperoni pieces and puts it on pizza and moans loudly while eating it* 
Your mum is so

"I like you too, ON SOME PIZZA" *begins to chop him up into pepperoni pieces and puts it on pizza and moans loudly while eating it* 

Omg STOp wat IS thIs 
Girl/guy/non-bionary person....Noooooo
cuz then ya gonna kill him. Make him your personal pizza boy instead