WHY THE FU** IS IT SO BIG??!?! ALSO WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS BIG IF ITS ANYTHING LIKE THAT IN REAL LIFE I'LL TAKE A MAN WITH A SMALL WIENER ANY DAY 
PLEADE GIVE ME GREAT BL/GL RECOMMENDATIONS PLEASE.... FOR BL I JUST WANT GREEN FLAGS IM TIRED OF RED FLAGS, FOR GL I WANT OMEGAVERSE PLEASE!!!