If a girl ever sets you up so that you are the only one spending her birthday with her and then she tells you a sad tale about never having friends or whatever... just run. Trust the wisdom of millions of men who know exactly why this is a trap and save yourself.
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Why does Mangabuddy block spellcheck in their comment text fields?
You made me create a browser add-on to fix it.
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