@good spec I was gonna say "I hope a cockroach fly towards you and you stub your toe while you're panicking and the cockroach enters your mouth while you're shouting in pain." but okay that's fine.
@CRXSS ok, "You swallow the cockroach leading to trauma, and the other cockroach that saw you swallow their friend will plot to take revenge. While you're taking a sh!t the cockroaches that was hiding in the toilet will enter your a** and bite you from inside and another will bite your ball sack. Before all that happened the cockroaches took a bath in the sewers beforehand leading to infection that resulted in having to cut a ball off and having your a** getting surgery."