@benzaiten you just called out the basic requirements. Oh but you forgot
Honestly I'm sure there's some sort of instructions manual with specific guidelines these authors must follow
* Uke's only superpower is turning straight men gay
* Uke starts as an adorable puppy or a poor kitten with a tragic backstory
* He ends up suicidal and/or depressed but never offs himself
* He ends up suicidal and/or depressed but never offs himself
* Seme always has some tragic backstory
* A huge apartment, condo, penthouse, mansion or palace that doubles as a prison
* Absence of condoms (unless it's an omegaverse) which is fine because STDs are a myth in blverse
* Sometimes there's a 2nd ml who's a better option but we know he'll never win
* Sometimes there's a 2nd ml who's a better option but we know he'll never win
Honestly I'm sure there's some sort of instructions manual with specific guidelines these authors must follow
Let's play hide and seek. You will hide from me and I will seek mental help
A bull 🐂 is my spirit animal because I too dive headfirst into red flags🚩
A bull 🐂 is my spirit animal because I too dive headfirst into red flags🚩
