Pick your poison. Get sit on by a giant birb, hassled by a million fairies, have a flock of pegasus carpet bomb you with "fudge" like angry vengeful ravens with excellent sphincter control.
Buddy started a gofundme for a mail order Chonda and to restore what he can on his old bikes with whats left over.
https://gofund.me/45f5032f
Give him some Hong Kong Phooey quotes.
